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I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not
hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders
for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point
where he can`t stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have sex with
the donkey.

He drops his pants and positions himself under the
donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Only slightly
discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey
is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he
goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting

As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a
vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches
the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only
person for hundreds of miles. She smiles at him and says, "I would do
anything for that bowl of fruit you have."

"Anything?" he says, getting fairly excited.

"Yes, anything." she replies.

So he says, "Will you hold the donkey!?"