Joke of the Week
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Catching the bear
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast […]
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Want to be healed?
Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War … Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel […]
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I have „great“ news for you
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when […]
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Birthday Wishes
A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband’s 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We’ve been so poor all these years, and I’ve never gotten to see […]
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Switching seats
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," the blonde replied. "I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train." "Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you to […]
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How many of them are there?
The Chinese president and the defence minister are talking… Minister: "A certain Czech Republic has declared war on us." President: "How many of them are there?" Minister: "About 10 millions." President: "And which hotel are they staying in?"
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Two glass balls
A Russian, a Chinese and a Czech are shipwrecked on an island of cannibals. The medicine man comes to them and says: "We are cannibals, I’ll only spare your life under one condition. I’ll lock you up in a hut with two glass balls and if you show me something with the balls that I haven’t seen yet, we […]
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How old was your husband?
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‚How old was your husband?‘ ’98,‘ she replied, ‚Two years older than me‘ ‚So you’re 96,‘ the undertaker commented. She responded , ‚Hardly worth going home, is it?
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Wally’s Wedding Night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the […]
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Did anyone else see my face?
It’s Saint Patrick’s day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shoots the man without hesitation. He then […]
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