Oh, we returned the piano
My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to
learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday.
A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the
piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead."
"How come?" I asked.
"Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can’t
sing."
