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Your husband had a little too much to drink tonight

A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and
notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the
drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a
good Samaritan, the man agrees. The bartender writes down the address and gives
it to him.

The man walks over and tries to wake Mr. Murphy but Mr.
Murphy is groggy and quite drunk. The man helps Mr. Murphy to his feet and Mr.
Murphy falls to the floor in a heap.

"Jeez," the man says wondering how anyone could
drink so much. He takes Murphy by the arm and practically drags him out to the
car. Once there he leans him against the side of his car while he looks for his
keys. Mr. Murphy slides down to the ground. The man finds his keys and manages
to get Murphy positioned in the car.

He then drives to the address the bartender gave him. He
opens the passenger door and helps Mr. Murphy out and the guy falls to the
ground. Cursing softly, now, the man helps him to his feet and practically
drags him to the front door. He lets go of Mr. Murphy to knock on the door and
the guy falls down again. He helps him to his feet as Mrs. Murphy answers the

"Hi, Mrs. Murphy, Your husband had a little too much to
drink tonight so I gave him a ride home."

"That was nice of you," she says, looking

"But where’s his wheelchair?"