A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no
haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
"Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set
on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he
spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just
then, he sees a huge 9 foot
alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and
with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were
several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde
flips the alligator on it’s back, and frustrated, shouts, "Damn, this one
isn’t wearing any shoes either!"