Oh officer, I almost had an accident!

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver.

"Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over
the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you’re
here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of
me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front
of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror,
the officer replied, –

"Ma’am… that’s your air freshener!"