A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said
"I’d like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman
took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his
meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.
All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a
gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.
The barman came over and said "Wha.. wh.. You just shot
the panda calmly replied "Do you know what I am?"
"Why yes," the barman answered. "Your a
"Good," the panda nodded "Now go home and
look up ‚panda‘ in the dictionary." And with that, the panda walked out of
The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to
be enlighted on the subject of his friend’s murder, so he went home to find his
After a while, he found ‚panda‘ and quickly read the
PANDA:1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.