A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being
called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them
wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?" The
blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks
The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde
comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I’m NOT a dumb
blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!" The guy doesn’t
believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says, "Okay, what’s the
Capital of Montana?"
The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That’s
easy! It’s M!"