Joke of the Week

• Looking to buy a frog?

  A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and […]

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• Drink fault-finding guide

  A solution to all of your drinking troubles Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom: […]

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• I didn’t get any money this time

  A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What’s the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that’s tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. […]

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• Let me take your picture

  On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.  […]

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• How come you never tell me…

  The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You’re never home !"

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• A loving couple

  Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, as her voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. "Bill darling," she breathed. "I’ve got a confession to make before I go… I … I’m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in […]

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• Keep the mind off of the local women

  A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women.The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson & music books. Rotated back home, he rushed […]

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• Love thy Neighbour

  The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return. One time the wife had had […]

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• Check your brakes too

  The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I’ll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He […]

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• I demand a second opinion

  Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical. After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: "Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds overweight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that you […]

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